I like to draw things and eat pancakes. My best friend is a Quaker Parrot named Pickle. That's pretty much me whole life. The end.

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

KAWAII

I loves you so much. 
Do you loves me too?
You don't loves me?
You say I'm weird.
Well...
You're a loser.
I hates you.
Forget me.
Forever.

Saturday, January 24, 2015

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Me Doodles

I have some doodles of me to share!
I hope you like, my Pickie!





I have decided that I am cool.
You are cool too!
I guess.
I mean...
I don't actually know you.
But yeah.

PARROT PEACE!
Kerstin Lori Johnson

Sunday, January 11, 2015

Shaking my Butt

If I shake my butt for you
will you love me?
No?
I figured.
I eat so many potatoes
and they make my butt very lumpy.
I have a lumpy butt.

"Can I seduce you with my awkwardness?"
Yeah, that line never works for me.

BUTTTTTTTTTTTT...
I did have fun in Gimp!




Will you love my if my butt
is no longer lumpy?
If so
I think some sandpaper will do the trick.

Butt vigilante.

PARROT PEACE!
Kerstin Lori Johnson

Monday, January 5, 2015

Friday, January 2, 2015

Sparkling Water

My stomach feels like I drank 17 fl oz
of sparkling water.
Well, that's probably because I did.
But now my stomach feels like
a big giant sparking water gas bubble.
It's very uncomfortable.
I have to deal with my actions.
But I don't like gas bubbles.
Love,
Kerstin Lori Johnson